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It’s been a while since we’ve filled in our avid readers with our recent bachelor party in Medellin stories. So, we’re back.
This past weekend marked the end of the Feria de Flores (Medellin’s flower festival). Now is as good a time as any.
We played host to a group of 11 guys from Hialeah, and on the ride down from the airport, everything seemed normal. From the questions asked to the comments made, and even giving the bachelor a hard time, the weekend was well on its way to being a normal bachelor party.
Until we got home.
They were staying at one of our boys’ 6-bedroom mansions in Poblado, and they loved the place. With a pool table in the living room, large, spacious bedrooms, and a chill-out area with an 8-person Jacuzzi, this VIP penthouse was the perfect bachelor party pad for a weekend of debauchery.
Day 1 Officially Begins in Medellin
As soon as we got home, they asked to have a little show put on for the bachelor. By show, they meant they wanted him tied up, whipped, and even a little hurt.
Here is where things started to get weird, and remember, this is just day 1 of our bachelor party in Medellin.
A few strippers visited the mansion after putting on the show. They decided to tie up the unsuspecting bachelor and blindfold him. I won’t go into details on what went down, but I will say this: these guys wanted their friend hilariously humiliated.
After what I can only describe as one of the oddest first few hours we’ve ever lived. The actual night began at dinner.
Dinner was unconventional this time around. Instead of hitting up our usual fine dining favorites, they requested a street food tour. Stuffed arepas, gargantuan-sized hot dogs, and a few dozen empanadas seemed unorthodox, but they did the trick.
Once dinner was over, I had an itinerary for these guys that started with hitting up a club in Parque Lleras with an open bar. The club let the first 200 girls get in for free and had an open bar until 2 a.m. The service isn’t that good, but we’re here for the local women.
It wasn’t even 1 a.m., and they gave up on trying to pick up locals. At which time, a suggestion came to the table. It’s time to hit up the strip club.
We went to Fase Dos, and I kid you not, you could see the change in expression on these guys’ faces when they felt the sweet smell of strippers.
For the first time in hours, I saw the bachelor smile.
Friday, Day 2: Bachelor Party in Medellin (Medellin Strip Clubs)
The house these guys booked included a housekeeper cooking them breakfast every morning. Even though they didn’t get much sleep (I’m not sure I’m allowed to say why), a big breakfast is never a bad idea.
The guys went to Parque Lleras, and not only was it a nice day out, but with the flower fair going on, many people spent Friday afternoon walking through the park.
We went up to Envy’s rooftop bar and pretty much opened the place. After a few pitchers of mojitos, the afternoon began to pick up, and more people started heading up.
Sipping mojitos poolside and enjoying perfect 80-degree Medellin weather is not a bad way to spend an afternoon in the city of eternal spring.
You guys are thinking, if everyone speaks wonders of the annual flower fair in Medellin, why did we spend an afternoon at a bar? Well, the fair has its perks. But if you’re not into parades and walking a lot during the day, save your energy for nighttime.
After the sunset, we headed back to the house, where the guys got ready for dinner.
Carmen and Medellin Strip Clubs
Carmen was on the menu, and as usual, this place doesn’t disappoint. 10 guys, 5 girls, lots of food, and many bottles of premium Medellin rum were on the table. Once the bill came around, the sum was a laughable $500. A meal like that with drinks would’ve easily cost $100 per person in Miami.
While dinner was taking place, we headed over to a club in one of the trendiest malls in Medellin. This club might not have been an open bar, and it wasn’t ladies’ night. But it was definitely more in tune with what these guys are used to in American nightclubs.
Rihanna, Drake, Sia, and more top 40 American tracks were played while mixing a little contemporary reggaeton and pop hits.
The guys had a few friends with them. Luckily, there was a bachelorette party taking place at the table next to ours. So it was like life handed us the opportunity for a magical night.
Life is good.
While half of the guys were dancing the night away with the soon-to-be bachelorette and her homegirls, the other half decided their time at the club was coming to an end. It was time to head to the promised land.
And that promised land is, ladies and gentlemen, The Girls Club.
La Isla, Medellin’s Best Strip Club
The van picked us up, and in no time we found ourselves at strip club #2. The night was to be spent enjoying overpriced, watered-down drinks. As well as beautiful women prancing around while you finagle a lap dance. I love Medellin.
Once there, they were confused about why we hadn’t brought them there before. But you have to build up to something like this.
After a few bottles of Zacapa and surrounding the bachelor with beautiful women, we decided to order another bottle and call upon more women to sit on the bachelor’s lap and dance.
Once the clock hit 3:30 and Sinatra’s New York song came on, we knew it was time to gather the crew and head back to the place.
Saturday, Day 3: Bachelor Party in Medellin (last night out)
For the sake of pictures and evidence, you don’t just party in Medellin. The guys surprisingly woke up at 9 a.m. and, as scheduled, went over to Guatape and spent the day out there.
No boat parties, no alcohol. Only lunch, reaching the summit of the rock, and a few beers, but this was how they got back on their feet after a very rough first two nights.
At 5 p.m., they reached the apartment again, and they all requested a 2-hour hiatus to recharge. A few were on their third day of no sleep. Medellin does that to you.
Our concierge guy stopped by at 9 p.m. to pick up the group for dinner, and out of the 11 guys, only 7 were up and ready to head out. I guess not everyone can handle a weekend of debauchery in Medellin.
Dinner and Aftermath
Dinner was at San Carbon, which is a nice traditional steakhouse restaurant. With live music and a crowd of beautiful locals having dinner with their families, this is the perfect restaurant to end a weekend of absolute fun.
Enough with dinner. There was a petition that said tonight we’d skip bars and clubs altogether. I knew what was coming.
Back to the strip club.
They treated us like royalty and even gave us the best table. The best seats in the house. Or, as I like to call it, the splash zone.
I expected us to be there for a few hours, maybe 1-2 a.m. We were there until 4 a.m.
Luckily, our transportation guy was there early and rushed them to avoid morning traffic, but these guys didn’t budge. It seemed like they were going to miss their flights. Would this have been so terrible?
Another weekend, another experience—you can have yours too! With the help of your VIP concierge, your bachelor party can set the standards for future bachelor parties to come!
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