For years, the best strip clubs in Medellin have been the same. And it is not because there is no competition, but because they have evolved through the years. As much as we’d like to show our Medellin bachelor party groups the finer things in life, we can’t seem to steer them away from the best Medellin nightlife. In fact, Medellin Strip Clubs are high on the list as far as what to do in Medellin. We want to explain to aspiring visitors why they’re so good, which the best ones are, and where they’re located. Allow me to begin.
What are the best strip clubs in Medellin in 2023?
There are many strip clubs in Medellin, and a few of you guys will want to visit them all. But we only want to highlight the places that are worth visiting, along with a few bonus locations. These bonus options aren’t strip clubs in Medellin, but they do provide the same satisfaction without the hangover. Confused? You won’t be there for long. 
Luna Lunera Strip Club in Medellin
The first on our list is the first strip club we personally visited back in 2009, and for the era, it was pretty great. It has a traditional strip club feel to it. With bright lights, transparent high-heels, and a somewhat seedy undertone. Upon entering, you’ll probably hate us for sending you here. But once the first girl hits the center stage and a couple of beautiful Paisa girls sit at your table, you’ll forget all about it. This strip club works the same way as most Latin American strip clubs. Meaning bizarre lapdances and hotels next door.
Where is Luna Lunera?
Luna Lunera is located about 20 minutes from El Poblado on a busy avenue known as ‘La 33’ (33rd Avenue). A huge sign with a silhouette of a female stripper will catch your attention.
Fase Dos: One of the best Strip Clubs in Medellin
Once you’re visiting Fase Dos, you’ll be baffled by how much this place resembles Rainforest Cafe. Once a childhood favorite, it has now somehow morphed into my new favorite place as an adult. This place is a lot bigger and an upgrade from its predecessor, Luna Lunera. It features a lineup of about 60–70 girls per night and a bigger stage. Again, don’t come here for the lap dances, but if you want a few well-spent hours, this is the place to be. The stage and the talent level will draw you. Don’t discriminate based on what night of the week it is. We’ve been there on a Tuesday night, and the talent can be as good as on a Saturday. There is a hotel next door where the interested guys can bring the chosen one for a more private dance. The hotel is rather seedy, so don’t expect a Comfort Inn.
Where is La Isla located?
La Isla is located on Las Palmas, which is the main avenue you come down on your way to and from the airport. A quick taxi or Uber drive will take you there in about 15 minutes. Be sure you keep your illegal substances well hidden, as authorities are known to roam the main roads. This is for no reason other than to shake you down.
Honorable Medellin Gentleman’s Club Mentions
Gusto Club
Not a strip club, but a club located right in the middle of Parque Lleras. The lighthouse of debauchery is in the center of the main nightlife district. Gusto is modern, has great music, and also has the advantage of letting in a wide array of female talent. Some are normal, most are working; we’ll let you be the judge. Have fun.
Energy Massage Parlor
Find this massage parlor in front of the soccer stadium (Estadio Atanasio Girardot). This place is great. It offers full-service massages and a wide array of female companions. The prices are south of $100 USD for taking the trip out during the day.
Loutron Massage Parlor
Same set-up as energy. Find the Loutron massage parlor in El Poblado. This place was a mansion. Nowadays, it is a little outdated, but upon entering, two madams will greet you and seat you. If you have more questions about prices and how to get to these places, be sure to contact us. We’ll be more than glad to help you plan your trip. We can arrange your accommodations, transportation, and more with our concierge services.
